What they say: “I don’t like dancing to stupid music in public”
What I hear: “I cannot comprehend why you’re cool”
Never underestimate the power of spinning around and wailing like a dying animal when you’re confused during a test.
It also helps the other students concentrate, really.
If it takes 75’000+ hours of something to be considered a professional at it, would that mean I’m a professional failure?
If it takes 75’000+ hours of something to be considered a professional at it, would that mean I’m a professional failure?
Cool student #1: Yeah, I got a job over at my dad's car shop. Man, I'm going to be so super busy this break, hardly even a break at all!
Cool student #2: Totally, I have soooo many things to do. I'll be working super hard and making lots of cash at least. Yo, Reynold, how about you?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: If I said "the internet" would you hold it against me?
Ladies and Gentlemen, an update about my writing, particularly the sequel to Kingdom Slayer, Monument.
It’s been done (but still imperfect, of course,) around September, and if you all remember it has been slated to be self-published online on the one-year anniversary of Kingdom Slayer’s publishing, that is, January 1st. That said, I’ll be publishing Monument for $3.99 per digital copy for anyone who is interested in reading it, though if you really can’t afford it, just let me know and I’ll email it to you.
Mind you, while it is generally done, it is *technically* incomplete. The story does go from point A to point B just fine, but the flowers could use a bit more coloring, and the wind could use a bit more blowing - you know, small little things that make the world of the books all the more delightful. So, like Kingdom Slayer, it is complete in the way of the story, and you are perfectly free to enjoy it all on Jan. 1st on smashwords.com and perhaps even amazon.com.
I look forward to the day in which I’ll be officially, paper-and-ink published, which I’m gathering will probably be a day closer than I had thought originally. Boy, have I learned a lot this past year, these lessons are definitely for the best, and while it has been a fairly steep climb, I feel the hill is beginning to even out a tad.
Thanks for sticking with me all this time.
-Reynold
Professor: Has everyone been studying for exams?
*raises hand*
Professor:
Professor:
Professor:
Professor: Get that hand down, Reynold. We both know.
Well at least I decided to be on tumblr instead of study for my exams.
Phew! Almost was responsible for a second!
Logic behind pictures posted on the internet: A guide
Facebook: WOW, THIS PICTURE MAKES ME LOOK REALLY ATTRACTIVE - POST!
Instagram: WOW, THIS PICTURE MAKES ME LOOK REALLY DEEP - POST!
Tumblr: ASDFGHJKL;DUFEHACIK - POST!
Teacher: Okay, class, why do you want to learn the pipe organ?
Student one: I want to play professionally!
Student two: I need credits . . .
Student three: Guitar's too mainstream.
Me: I want to be a good final boss!
*Silence*
Teacher: Oh, and why would organ playing help you?
Me: Well, obviously when the hero walks into my castle there needs to be a sweet musical score that slowly rises in tension and complexity as they make their way through the dung-
Teacher: Well that's nice.
Me: I wasn't fini-
Teacher: Now why don't we start with talking about organ theory.
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